Surprise, surprise. You’re back. You’ve already got your dick in your hand and you’re ready to ferociously wank it like your life depends on it. Still nothing but a dirty wanker! I thought maybe if I shamed you enough for being such a pervert, that you’d finally decide to fix your life and become less of a sad old creep but clearly nothing has changed! You just can’t help yourself! You will forever continue to fuel your masturbation addiction for as long as you exist because you have nothing else going for you, this is your life and nothing else will fill the void of your existence apart from chronically wanking.