I’d been busy tidying up the carnage of my mud bath of a garden when all the coffee I’ve drank today caught up with me and I suddenly, desperately needed a piss! And a drink. I was hoping I could finish my drink and use the same glass, but it didn’t work out. Instead, I used an old, clean and clear hot chocolate tub to do my pee pee in after twiddling my pubes and confirming for all the bush fans out there that I’m never gonna shave! You just had to see some of the videos of me holding my pubes to see just how much I love them and how much they turn me on!