So, I fuck my roommate again today – classic, right? It's honestly become a tradition at this point. But here’s the thing: I swear she’s asking for it! She always walks around the apartment like she’s daring me to fuck again. It's like she’s telepathically saying, ‘Go ahead, fuck me, I dare you!’ And when I do, her reaction is priceless. She jumps about a mile high, gasps like she’s seen a ghost, and then bursts into this laugh-cry combo that gets me every time. I mean, how can I stop when she's basically encouraging the fuck? Honestly, I think she’s the one provoking it at this point!