You aren’t worthy of my attention and you know it! There’s only one thing you deserve and that’s to be sat by my feet, on your knees, pleading for my attention whilst I read my book and act as if you do not exist. Sit there and inhale the smell of my smelly socks. I’ve been wearing my ankle socks all day and they’re sweaty and smelly. Go on and sniff them. Smell my dirty white ankle socks as I ignore you and take no notice of you. As I continue to ignore you, I remove my socks to reveal my bare feet. Slowly taking each sock off, one at a time with my feet up close in your face, I reveal my naked soles and toes and wiggle them as I persist to ignore you and you continue to inhale the smell of my stinky feet.