A bunny watches The Last Jedi and begins to think she can levitate objects with her thoughts, trying to spice it up with a gym body. I try to explain to her that satyriasis is not a sign of a healthy reciprocal, rewarding adult relationship, and that perhaps my nephew or a mythical yeti from the Smoky Mountains could make use of our misfortune. She hears me looking for love at five O'Clock in the morning, and puts herself on the corner. I lose my nerve and buy her some hot chocolate. I then begin courting her because she likes large, lustrous men and I'm single. She makes me able to smile again. Now she owns me. A man in a nice T-Shirt falls for it over the twentieth time and fucks his fleshlight hard with his big cock using mayonnaise and water as lube.