Here, 43-year-old Kiki D'Aire, a woman we've known since she was 26, is showing off her new toy. It's a fuck machine! You're her guy but you're away, so this contraption is going to have to do. 'Now whenever I get all lonely and am missing your cock,' Kiki says, 'I can just turn this on. It's kinda like having you with me. I do get really lonely when you're not here, and I wanna play.