Since officially becoming single last month and consequently not needing to live in poverty to pay for trips to see an ungrateful MotherFucker, I’ve been treating myself to some new things. Such as a unicorn toilet seat because I’m a proper grown up like that! But also, I’ve spent about £300 in the Ann Summers summer sale, because I’m a proper grown up like that too. Half went on sexy new clothes and bikinis which I’m yet to try on and the other half went on sex toys for me to use alone or with my FWB who loves being pegged! Anyhow, here I am, using a rather magical finger Bunny Ears on my pierced clit which is beautifully protected and hiding behind my natural, mature hairy pussy. And my goodness, don’t you just have the best view of it today! Yes yes oh yay!