I had just put my face mask on ahead of getting in the shower when I felt compelled to have a wank even though my bits hadn’t started tingling. It was my first wank back on English soil after three weeks in Michigan with the Love of My FetLife UncleMotherfuker, and my goodness, what a cracker it turned out to be. I knocked my first orgasm out in two minutes but I sadly wasn’t filming that. Luckily though, that first orgasm wasn’t enough and I needed to carry on. Here’s me carrying on.